There is only one rk

Apparently that line was one of the funniest seinfeld moments
ever.

But it reminded me of whilst walking home from soccer the other
day from dobs park. I was crossing Bartels road in the morning,
in a bit of a daze as I usually am. The cars going into the
city had cleared and I crossed the first half of the road, however
there were cars going out of the city, and I had to wait for these
cars to go by.

Meanwhile the cars going into the city had started again.
The median strip is quite wide but its only painted on the
road, which is a little less secure. I kept ambling along, thinking
about k-time twists and whether the synthetic tasting nature,
made them so good. And then I got the biggest shock of my life!

Remember Im walking along a median strip here, and I hear this
really loud bark! And jaws snapping what seemed like centimetres
from my ear!! I swear for a second I didnt know what was going on,
and luckily I didnt stumble into oncoming traffic, because as I
spun around, I saw a german shepherd with its head out of the window
and still barking in my direction. I dunno whether it slobbered on
me, but it felt so close. May be i should wear my headphones.