There is only one rk

I woke up half asleep yesterday morning, convinced that there was someone
in my room vacuuming. Whilst acknowledging this was very nice of them,
1. what the hell is someone doing in my room. 2. Why are they vacuuming?
3. and why so early in the morning! I opened my eyes and I couldnt see
anyone, I eventually worked out it was the street sweeping machine outside
my window.

Mental note, Tuesday morning equals street sweeping. Im thinking
of putting road signs outside my window on the street below to
minimise the thoroughfare.