There is only one rk

Whilst taking a photo of my place from across the street, some desmond
with slurred speech asked, How much did you pay for that digital camera?
Then he said to beware of kids who would steal it and sell it to cash converters.
I was thinking "get away from me freak, and dont steal my camera".
 
As it rained today, i noticed that an old lady wore a bit of see through plastic
over her head held together by sticky tape. Apparently this had become
an acceptable fashion accessary. When trying to take shelter from the rain
at one stage, i realised i actually wasnt standing under any cover,
and just got more wet. If u see me with a plastic cover over my head in
the future, dont laugh.